Desperate Housewives Season 3 Quotes
Carlos: If you don't remember then how can you be sure you and Zach had sex?
Gabrielle: We were both half-naked and there was a condom wrapper and he said I was amazing, which totally sounds like me.
Lynette: You're acting like I did when I was six months pregnant.
Tom: Excuse me, you were hitting people.
Lynette: Only two, and the mailman had the good taste never to bring that up again.
(seeing the open used condom wrapper on the nightstand) Please tell me that once contained a mint.
Gabrielle
(narrating) Orson Hodge had always assumed that the moment before he died, his entire life would flash before his eyes. But as he fell from the roof of the Fairview Memorial Hospital, it wasn't his life he saw. It was one night in particular (flashback to the night Monique Polier got killed). Yes, Orson Hodge had always assumed that his life would flash before his eyes the moment before he died. Luckily for Orson, that moment was not scheduled for today.
Mary Alice
Eat alot and come back. 'Cos our kids need braces.
Lynette
Heeelloo! I think it's high time to make a toast. Ehm, Tom, where are you? (looks around) You did it. There are a lot of people in this room that didn't think you could pull it off. Okey, well, maybe just me (everybody laughs). Anyway, congratulations. The pizza is excellent, and the service is sublime (Edie nods to Austin). Cheers!
Edie
Zach: I know that you're mad.
Gabrielle: I'm not mad, Zach. I'm done.
Zach: But you said to be honest.
Gabrielle: I did not say to humiliate me!
Zach: I'm sorry. All right? I was just trying...what do you want from me?
Gabrielle: I want you to leave me alone! This friends thing isn't gonna work 'cause you're always gonna want more, and I'm never gonna love you...ever.
Zach: Twenty years from now when you're all middle-aged and alone, you'll regret this.
Gabrielle: Okay, I'll take my chances.
Carlos: (after Gabrielle told him she thinks she slept with Zach) God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid.
He starts to leave.
Gabrielle: Where are you going?
Carlos: To warn the Scavo boys!
Oh Bree. I wish I could make you understand how deeply I regret having to do this. Monique, that was easy, she was a slut. You're a good woman. You didn't know Orson already had a wife, but he did and he made a vow to her before God. What sort of mother would I be if I let him break it? I'm sorry but I will not let him be his father's son.
Gloria
(to Andrew) I liked you better when you were a psychopath!
Danielle
I had sex with Alma and I wasn't even conscious? How reminiscent of our marriage...
Orson
Oh Tom please, you've checked out my butt enough times to know that I don't eat pizza.
Edie
