It's been over for twenty years.

Peter

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• Added: August 08, 2016

We're maids and we're not messing around.

Carmen

• Permalink: We're maids and we're not messing around.
• Added: August 08, 2016

The police are idiots, they always screw up.

Carmen

• Permalink: The police are idiots, they always screw up.
• Added: August 08, 2016

My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.

Genevieve

• Permalink: My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.
• Added: August 08, 2016

Dani: I thought you would be jealous.
Carmen: I am, but I'm also happy for you.

• Permalink: I am, but I'm also happy for you.
• Added: August 01, 2016

Well no one is more unknown than you.

Zoila

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• Added: August 01, 2016

Fiona: I expect you come running when I call.
Zoila: Like a dog?

• Permalink: Like a dog?
• Added: August 01, 2016

Book Club is only an excuse for us to day drink.

Genevieve

• Permalink: Book Club is only an excuse for us to day drink.
• Added: August 01, 2016

Spence Westmore, will you marry me again?

Rosie

• Permalink: Spence Westmore, will you marry me again?
• Added: July 25, 2016

Instead she comes back triumphant, with a black man between her legs.

Adrian

• Permalink: Instead she comes back triumphant with a black man between her legs.
• Added: July 25, 2016

Well we didn't have a choice when I broke up with my mother.

Kyle

• Permalink: Well we didn't have a choice when I broke up with my mother.
• Added: July 25, 2016

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.

Carmen

• Permalink: I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.
• Added: July 25, 2016