Devious Maids Quotes
Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.
Evelyn
I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.
Evelyn
This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.
Evelyn
It's ironic. My life sucks, but my vacuum doesn't.
Evelyn
Okay, you can be my boyfriend. Don't get excited. It's annoying.
Carmen
I want to understand why I'm such a raging bitch.
Peri
The woman cleans tile grout for a living. If you can't shield this secret from her, you're not the brilliant degenerate I married.
Evelyn
People to choose to be poor anyway. There's no overhead.
Genevieve
Spence: Aren't you going to kiss your son goodbye?
Peri: I'm already in character and she doesn't have kids.
Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Zoila: Absolutely.
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.
When I'm in Alexander McQueen, he gets the bottle.
Peri
Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?
