Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!

We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.

Carmen

Everything’s better with a luncheon.

Genevieve

You are the best husband I’ve never married.

Carmen

Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.

Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.

Carmen

Let’s just say it’s better for my marriage if I’m pregnant. Now, shoot me up with everything you’ve got.

Peri

Genevieve: She can’t go back to that motel in east LA. It’s a horrible neighborhood.
Zoila: I live in east LA.
Genevieve: So, you know.

The rubies in that necklace were blood red. I don’t expect civil servants to understand how impressive that is, but I do expect you to get them back.

Evelyn

What’s the point of living if there’s nothing nice to wear?

Genevieve

Evelyn: The poverty was unimaginable.
Adrian: Streets filled with beggars and children running around in tattered.
Evelyn: Every time we looked out our hotel window we were confronted with human suffering.
Adrian: Finally, we called the concierge and got a room facing the pool.
Evelyn: So much nicer.

Zoila: I thought you were morning.
Genevieve: I am, but the US economy needs me. I can’t be selfish.

Devious Maids Season 2 Quotes

Zoila: I thought you were morning.
Genevieve: I am, but the US economy needs me. I can’t be selfish.

Evelyn: So, what do you think?
Adrian: She’s hideous.
Evelyn: She certainly is.