Devious Maids

I've always been a lush and you know it.
Evelyn

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Added: July 18, 2016

Is that how your mother does it?
Zoila

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Added: July 18, 2016

You see my husband, a horse's ass named Adrian.
Evelyn

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Added: July 18, 2016

I always like it when I don't have the worst idea.
Marisol

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Added: July 11, 2016

And let's be honest, no one is ever going to choose you.
Fabian

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Added: July 11, 2016

You're like a feral cat, who's also drunk.
Evelyn

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Added: July 11, 2016

I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn't.
Adrian

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Added: July 11, 2016

I wasn't a ho. I was popular.
Carmen

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Added: July 04, 2016

I do enjoy belittling people. It really is my best thing
Evelyn

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Added: July 04, 2016

But if it shows up you can take your shirt off again and come get it.
Zoila

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Added: July 04, 2016