It's been over for twenty years.

Peter

We're maids and we're not messing around.

Carmen

The police are idiots, they always screw up.

Carmen

My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.

Genevieve

Dani: I thought you would be jealous.
Carmen: I am, but I'm also happy for you.

Well no one is more unknown than you.

Zoila

Fiona: I expect you come running when I call.
Zoila: Like a dog?

Book Club is only an excuse for us to day drink.

Genevieve

Spence Westmore, will you marry me again?

Rosie

Instead she comes back triumphant, with a black man between her legs.

Adrian

Well we didn't have a choice when I broke up with my mother.

Kyle

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.

Carmen

Devious Maids Season 4 Quotes

Maybe not the deaf. They don't have to hear her awful whine.

Genevieve

I'm not going to lie, being in a wheelchair is boring and this promises to be positively scintillating.

Adrian