The Doctor: You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Ashley: What?
The Doctor: They're both ridiculous.

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Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here?
Santa Claus: It's the North Pole. I own it.

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• Added: December 25, 2014

Oh. Sorry about this. Well! We are just three passing, perfectly normal roof people doing some emergency roof things. Carry on. Merry Christmas, if it is Christmas, I mean. Ha ha. I don't much care for things like that. Ha ha ha haaa.

Santa

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• Added: December 25, 2014