Doom Patrol
Thursdays on DC UniverseDoom Patrol Quotes
1949 Rouge: Time traveling to the Ant Farm is quite a risk to take for your friends.
Future Rouge: Well, they helped me be a better person.
1949 Rouge: And why would we need to be better?
Future Rouge: Because I have spent my entire existence trying to undo all the horrible shit that we’ve done. I know you want to believe you’re good. You want power so you can change the world. But this isn’t the way. The Bureau isn’t the way.
I’m sorry for whatever’s happened to you. For whatever I may or may not do to you. But I am not that man yet. And if I become him, then we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Niles
Cliff: Just to review. We’re leaping into this dumb plan based on super spotty information, armed with nothing but our wits, my good looks, and Vic’s creepy, robotic knuckles.
Vic: Pretty much, yeah.
Cliff: [groans]
Rouge: Who the hell is talking?
Vic: It’s Grid, my operating system. Usually, I’m the only one who can hear it, but Keeg must’ve hacked into it.
Rouge: You have a voice in your head that talks to you?
Cliff: Fuck it. That’s not even the strangest thing about him.
Tell me, barkeep, have you ever had your heart shat upon by a horse?
Willoughby
Larry: This is the most exciting place we could end up?
Jane: At least we know where we are.
Larry: And when - ish. I think it was ‘96 when Niles lied to Cliff about his family dying. He went in there and stared out the window until ‘04.
Jane: We don’t need the longevity. We have each other. When we come together as one, we can do anything.
Cliff: Jane’s giving the pep talk? That’s where we are? Which persona are you right now?
Jane: I’m all of us. I am the Kaleidoscope.
Rouge: Uh, what the hell does that mean – you’re the Kaleidoscope.
Jane: I don’t totally know. I’m working that out.
Fuck it. I’m going to hell anyway. If the last thing we do before we croak is take those motherfuckers with us, it is what it is.
Cliff
Jane: I can’t find Kay and the others without solving some fucking jigsaw puzzle and getting my new purpose.
Niles: I could help you with that. I’m quite good at puzzles.
Jane: Oh, it’s not like that. I have to say something to solve it. And I don’t know what that is.
Niles: Or maybe you do know what to say but don’t want to.
Willoughby: Future knowledge is a toxin, Niles. Those who possess it are consumed by it.
Cliff: That checks out. My buddies and I discovered a future where killer Butts have taken over the Earth…
Willoughby: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE!
Niles: What the fuck are you doing?
Willoughby: I was told, in no uncertain terms, not to get involved. Nobody is rooting harder for you than I.
Cliff: So you’ve always been a massive cock?
Niles: What is it that you do want then?
Jane: Peace? Is there something wrong with that?
Niles: No. It’s just that until now, your purpose has always been to survive. Which means, I’m afraid, that you will never find absolute peace.
