Doom Patrol
Thursdays on DC UniverseDoom Patrol Season 2 Quotes
Miranda: Does this work on other girls?
John: Is it working on you?
You're like a cat, you know that? Mysterious. Can't tell if you want someone for petting or for scratching.
John
Okay, here's the deal. If you're pissed as hell and you want to run, stay.
Cliff
I don't want to fade away.
Jane
I know doom and gloom is kind of your whole vibe but it's a little tragic when you can't see hope staring you right in the face.
Miranda
Larry: I know a lot of people look at this stuff like it's magic but I see it as something more powerful.
Paul: What?
Larry: Math. Numbers never make mistakes.
Candlemaker: It's time.
Dorothy: No, I'll never let you out.
Candlemaker: You don't have a choice.
I solved all of your problems. And who's going to solve mine? Me? I wouldn't even know where to start. How am I supposed to fix something inside of me that you broke?
Rita
Dude: No way! A talking statue?
Cliff: I'm not a fucking statue. I'm a fucking robot.
Dude: Woah. Robot? Can you move?
Cliff: Not at the moment.
Dude: I dunno, dawg. Sounds like something a statue might say.
The mother is gone. Soon, the father will join her. I endure.
Candlemaker
Beekeeper: When your mom boffed that producer, she didn't realize that she was shackling you with chronic self-doubt. I believe she did it because she loved you.
Rita: So, that's it? We're just supposed to endure the toxic stupidity of our mothers?
Beekeeper: What people don't realize is that their moms are just as stupid as they are. But because they squeezed a human being through their pee-hole, they expect them to be super-human.
Rita: My. What a way with words you have.
Beekeeper: A mom can love a kid to the moon and back but it doesn't mean she knows how to express it in healthy and constructive ways.
