Beekeeper: When your mom boffed that producer, she didn't realize that she was shackling you with chronic self-doubt. I believe she did it because she loved you.
Rita: So, that's it? We're just supposed to endure the toxic stupidity of our mothers?

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• Added: July 22, 2020

The mother is gone. Soon, the father will join her. I endure.

Candlemaker

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Kipling: You did it, didn't you? You opened the box. The one marked 'Do not open' on the front, the back, and the sides. All caps. Underlined.
Vic: I thought it was more of a suggestion as opposed to a hard rule.

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Vic: What's with the get-up?
Rita: I'm preparing for a role in a local production. The Cloverton beekeeper has graciously agreed to let me shadow her today. I also had to subscribe to her Honey of the Month Club.

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Listen, little lady. I'm a self-trained Shinobi warrior and a semi-semi-professional Fortnite streamer. So if anyone knows how to stay hidden...

The Beard Hunter

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Dude: No way! A talking statue?
Cliff: I'm not a fucking statue. I'm a fucking robot.
Dude: Woah. Robot? Can you move?
Cliff: Not at the moment.
Dude: I dunno, dawg. Sounds like something a statue might say.

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Larry: Hey, where's your butt mask?
Kipling: Don't need it. Got em exactly where I want them. Once they kill me, I'll initiate my plan.
Vic: Damn, they'll never suspect that.

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Becoming infected by scants is extremely dangerous as the bad ideas will compound and lead to death, dismemberment, and more death.

Infovideo

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Did anyone else just feel something weird go up their nose? Or is that some status quo shit around here too?

Roni

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Miranda: What's up?
Roni: Well, Vic's just offered to perform surgery on me.
Miranda: Like, himself?
Larry: Anything we can do to help?
Vic: Hell, yeah! You're already dressed like doctors!

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• Added: July 22, 2020

Larry: Any last words?
Valentina: Yes. If ever any fruit grows here, don't eat it.

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• Added: July 14, 2020

Vic: Okay, I'm hacking the military.
Roni: What?
Vic: If I can figure out what's inside of you, I can figure out how to neutralize it.
Roni: Uh-uh. Don't you dare make me your project. I am not your redemption story, okay? And, if you're so worried about being a bad guy, how about NOT hacking the government on my behalf?

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• Added: July 14, 2020