Jane: I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires.
Stacy: I know, but vampires are so much sexier.

Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, not the partner you screwed over.

Kim

Jane: I really unloaded, I really gave him a piece of my mind.
Stacy: Good, how did it feel?
Jane: Remember when I died...like that.

It's like you can't take no for an answer, but I mean that in the best way possible.

Grayson [to Jane]

Owen French will you marry me? But you have to promise that next time you have a heart attack and go into a coma, you'll at least send me a text.

Jane

I'm afraid of canoodling him to death.

Jane

They say it looks like...a vagina.

Grayson

Jane: Disney princesses make you cry.
Stacy: That's because they're all orphans.

Just what the world needs, more shallow babies with perfect teeth.

Terri

It turns out Luke got us floor seats from someone named Nicki Min-age?

Kim

I need you to be my fiancée, not my nurse.

Owen [to Jane]

I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.

Grayson

Drop Dead Diva Quotes

I also heard that the firm is having financial problems and it's up to you to save us all. Must be like trying to save the Titanic.

Jane [to Kim]

I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.

Grayson