Kim: We only date where we work when we're too busy to seek it out elsewhere.
Grayson: Says the woman who's having the senior partner's baby any minute.

I'm about to be artificially inseminated and this bachelorette party is like my last hurrah.

Stacy

I think we should call Anderson Cooper.

Jane

It'll be nice to have the whole office there for a happy occasion and by happy occasion I mean Kim's maternity leave. She'll be gone for at least a month.

Jane

I would've thought a woman like yourself would've found pageants frivolous if not out right demeaning.

Grayson

I'm looking for a baby daddy not a sugar daddy.

Stacy

Oh my God, I can't believe the other woman is a dude.

Terri

Grayson: You know you were right about what you said: me being broken.

Parker wanted out, he doesn't get to be the good guy.

Kim

Don't look at me with those eyes, you know it throws me off.

Owen

Okay I'll sneak into the locker room and pose as a man to get evidence. If I put my hair up and take my boobs down, I think I can pass.

Terri

If someone has a moral center Jane, they don't just get caught up in the moment.

Owen

Drop Dead Diva Season 5 Quotes

It's a turkey. Origami calms me down.

What's this? A swan, a frog, and a crane with a glandular condition? Grayson

Oh my Grayson.

Stacy