If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.

Jase

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• Added: March 06, 2014

Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.

Jase

• Permalink: Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.
• Added: February 27, 2014

The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.

Kay

• Permalink: The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.
• Added: February 27, 2014

You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.

Kay

• Permalink: You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.
• Added: February 27, 2014

One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.

Wilie

• Permalink: One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.
• Added: February 06, 2014

Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.

Jep

• Permalink: Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.
• Added: February 06, 2014

Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.

Jessica

• Permalink: Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.
• Added: February 06, 2014

I love bringing old things back to life.

Kay

• Permalink: I love bringing old things back to life.
• Added: February 06, 2014

Hey, I'm a math man.

Si

• Permalink: Hey, I'm a math man.
• Added: February 06, 2014

Just because I don’t eat as many, doesn’t mean I don’t know how to cook better.

Jase

• Permalink: Just because I don’t eat as many, doesn’t mean I don’t know how to cook better.
• Added: February 06, 2014

I don’t need baskets. That’s what women do.

Jase

• Permalink: I don’t need baskets. That’s what women do.
• Added: February 06, 2014

As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.

Jase

• Permalink: As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.
• Added: January 30, 2014