Eastwick Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
I'm really sick of this town, with its dumb, old legends and myths. Witches and water. It just makes us all seem like dumb, gullible hicks.
Kat
I'm starting to think that you're married to that hammock.
Kat
Last week, he [Will] asked me how I was, and I told him I had a yeast infection.n!
Joanna
I can't tell you how wonderful it is to see the three of you together. It is...mmmm. It's majestic.
Darryl
Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun!
Roxie: (Talking about Darryl) I don't care how much money he's offering me. Or how good-looking he is. Or how big his... you know, is.
Joanna: How big? Like, on a scale of cars. Golf cart? Hatchback? Four-door sedan?
Roxie: Full-size SUV.
Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art.
Roxie
(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.
Bun
