Joan: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.
Sherlock: Well, I was the obvious suspect.

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So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.

Joan

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Griffin, you seem like an exemplary young man, so perhaps you'd like to explain to me why you have a drug lab in your backyard?

Sherlock

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Oh, if you say it's for the greater good, I am going to punch you!

Joan

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Joan: ...I forgot about the roosters...
Trent Garby: I did, too. Eventually. By moving out.

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Perhaps we should encourage our local muggers to increase their activity.

Sherlock [on annoying short-term renters next door]

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