I gotta say I'm used to being the one doing the calling. That way, I get there faster.

Marcus [to Joan]

You're clearly doing God's work.

Sherlock [to Lubbock]

It's like a horny Alexa.

Joan [about Skylar]

The thing you need to understand is this isn't about you. It's about the company you keep.

Baynes [to Marcus]

He's at least half a nutjob, maybe more.

Marcus [to Gregson]

Is he teleporting a chocolate bunny?

Joan [to Sherlock]

Right, because now you're Mr. Congeniality.

Joan [to Sherlock]

You won't like having me as an enemy.

Sherlock [to Baynes]

The killer was performing a ritual, the ritual of obfuscation.

Sherlock [to Marcus]

Gregson: This is our first occult killing.
Sherlock: This is my 20th.

Sherlock: Would you agree I'm an excellent judge of character?
Gregson: Sure.

Sherlock: [Other detectives in the 11th Precinct] are definitely excellent people. It's just ...
Gregson: It's just you annoy a lot of people.

Elementary Quotes

Marcus Bell, U.S. Marshal. It has a nice ring to it.

Chantal [to Marcus]

That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.