Well, I've always found the best way to come at a haystack is with a pitchfork.

Sherlock

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Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here's how you can be certain I'm not the one who tried to kill you -- you're alive!

Sherlock

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Sherlock: I know, Father.
Morland: Know what?
Sherlock: Why you never mentioned your brush with death. Why you never asked me, the finest detective you know, for assistance. You believe that I'm the man who tried to kill you.

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Joan: Were you two in a fight, or were you having sex?
Sherlock: The two aren't mutually exclusive...

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Joan: A woman did this to you.
Sherlock: ...a highly-trained woman.

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Well, you're lying, so I'll just have to investigate the matter myself.

Sherlock

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I could have sworn I had that statue removed!

Morland [regarding Sherlock]

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