So, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

West

My magic can do a great many things.

West

West: Tea!
Tip: You don't have to yell. My ears haven't changed.
West: Were you as insolent as a boy?
Tip: Why don't you turn me back into one and find out.

Even dogs know the bitches from whence they came.

West

I don't know who I am because of you.

Tip

Do you even know what a friend is?

Jack

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar.

West

Dorothy? Oh my God. Dorothy, you've come home.

The Wizard

Cynicism is just an unpleasant way of telling the truth.

Lady Ev