A bullet is the fastest way to stop a beating heart.

The Wizard

Nobody told me it would be a threesome.


I've known you since the day you were born. Here. In Oz.

The Wizard

West: Tea!
Tip: You don't have to yell. My ears haven't changed.
West: Were you as insolent as a boy?
Tip: Why don't you turn me back into one and find out.

So, are you a good witch or a bad witch?


My magic can do a great many things.


Even dogs know the bitches from whence they came.


I don't know who I am because of you.


Do you even know what a friend is?


If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar.


Dorothy? Oh my God. Dorothy, you've come home.

The Wizard

Cynicism is just an unpleasant way of telling the truth.

Lady Ev

Emerald City Quotes

Do you really want to know what I wish for? I wish there was more.


Aunt Em: Dorothy, she's your mother.
Dorothy: You're my mother.