A bullet is the fastest way to stop a beating heart.

The Wizard

Nobody told me it would be a threesome.

West

I've known you since the day you were born. Here. In Oz.

The Wizard

West: Tea!
Tip: You don't have to yell. My ears haven't changed.
West: Were you as insolent as a boy?
Tip: Why don't you turn me back into one and find out.

So, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

West

My magic can do a great many things.

West

Even dogs know the bitches from whence they came.

West

I don't know who I am because of you.

Tip

Do you even know what a friend is?

Jack

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar.

West

Dorothy? Oh my God. Dorothy, you've come home.

The Wizard

Cynicism is just an unpleasant way of telling the truth.

Lady Ev

Emerald City Quotes

Do you really want to know what I wish for? I wish there was more.

Dorothy

Aunt Em: Dorothy, she's your mother.
Dorothy: You're my mother.