I don't make the rules. Not all of them anyways.

Ari

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• Added: August 17, 2010

I'm pushing 40, I don't have a man. I want a baby... with your sperm.

Dana

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• Added: August 16, 2010

I love you Dana, and if I'd ever cheat on my wife it will be you I'm fucking.

Ari

• Permalink: If I ever cheat on my wife, it's you I'm f**king.
• Added: August 16, 2010

Turtle: I sent ten to James Cameron.
Alex: Can you call him?
Turtle: No, he's The Terminator.

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• Added: August 16, 2010

Ari: I'll give her a scoop.
Barbara: Oh you got one?
Ari: I'll tell her you blew Mickey Rooney and gargled with it.

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• Added: August 16, 2010

Deadline Hollywood would run a story about me having a loose stool, much less tapes.

Ari

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• Added: August 16, 2010