Entourage Quotes
Eric: Your grammar's horrible.
Vince: "Who cares?
Eric: We were in the same classes since we were six, it's just shocking to me you can't punctuate.
Vince: Eh, it was all stream of consciousness.
Turtle: You can't really spell either, Vin. F-a-i-t-h-f-e-l.
Eric: No it isn't.
Johnny Drama: It's 'o-l.'
Eric: No, it isn't.
Drama: So says you.
Eric: Are you guys all illiterate? Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this.
Johnny Drama: Why are you dressed like it's '04?
Turtle: All my clothes burned up in the fire. Why are you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament is a better question?"
Eric: Agreed.
Drama: Bisexual? This shirt is mad hetero. Look at these pythons. You can clearly see I'm hiding an 8-pack under here.
Eric: You haven't had an 8-pack to hide since the early '70s, Drama.
Girl at party: So is [Alex] here? Where is that gorgeous girl anyway?
Turtle: Nah, she's off on the Avion publicity tour.
Girl: That's too bad. I would've totally had a threesome with you guys.
Hey, did you guys come together? If not, do you want to?
Scott [to girls at Vince's party]
Vince: So, what's up with you guys, huh?
Ari: What are you talking about? Nothing's up with these guys. They've been frozen like Ted Williams waiting for the return of their life, and now that it has returned let's get back to it.
Lloyd: Ari, you haven't had any time for anything since...
Ari: Since what?
Lloyd: Since the s-e-p-a-r-a-t-i-o-n.
Jonah: I can spell separation, you know.
Ari: Get out. And don't ever spell in front of my son again. He's s-m-a-r-t-e-r than you.
Johnny Drama: I told you to clear this place of all drugs.
Turtle: Advil?
Johnny Drama: All means all. Aspirins, cough suppressants. I don't even want a throat lozenge in this house!
You look amazing, man... that sounded kind of gay.
Rehab guy [to Vince]
Look, you got what you wanted, I'm officially out of control.
Vince
I know you all need me, but I'll call you if I need any of you.
Vince
Mark Cuban: If you fuck me, you know what's gonna happen?
Asst: He's going to make Gordon Gecko look like Mary Poppins...
Turtle: How many yachts can you water ski behind?
Mark Cuban: Are you quoting Wall Street?
Asst: Greed is good baby!
