Entourage Season 5 Quotes
Verner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a "der wiener schnitzel" commercial if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a fucking threat!
Verner: I don't respond to threats, Mr. Gold! This conversation is over!
Ari: Nothing is over! When I'm done with you, it'll make the battle of Normandy look like a game of fucking paintball!
Verner: This is a movie about human beings, with layers! It's not a movie about some swimming superhero.
Ari: Well I don't care if it's about a dancing cucumber
Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!
Eric: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm going in blazing!
Turtle: Why'd you call last night?
Jamie Lynn Sigler: My therapist says I'm attracted to losers.
Turtle: Lucky me!
Turtle: You wanna hide me, consider me hidden!
Jamie Lynn Sigler: Seriously, I eat here all the time.
Turtle: Really?
Waitress: Hi Jamie baby, how you doin'?
Jamie Lynn Sigler: Really.
I got nowhere to go, Jaime. In fact, I'll move in if you want me to!
Turtle [to Jamie Lynn Sigler]
Andrew: Why is everybody looking at me?
Ari: Cause you look good!
Andrew: I feel like a douche.
Lloyd: Andrew, my voice must be heard. You do not look like a douche, you look like a powerful handsome new Miller Gold partner.
Ari: You stick with me Andrew, and that won't be the last offer you have for a blow job today
Babs: Thank you for the flowers, Ari... Was that your idea or Lloyd's?
Ari: My partner has been named the 33rd most powerful woman in Hollywood and you think I wouldn't care enough to send flowers? I'm hurt.
The problem is, I can't run my business the way I want to, not with that woman as my partner. You're mother controls me at home, she controls me at work, where can a man be a man?
Ari
Babs: I want an apology. Now.
Ari: Sorry ladies, I'd like to congratulate each and every one of you, but Barbara's cock is all I can handle right now!
She went out and found herself a man to partner up with and look what she made of herself! Cheers to you, Babs, and to all of you out there who have saddled up to powerful men to stand in our way!
Ari
