Entourage Season 5 Quotes
Lloyd: How was the funereal, Ari?
Ari: Oh it was delightful! Are you kidding me? Alan has not looked that good in years!
Dana: I want to be under you.
Ari: Dana, I told you, my wife's in the car!
Dana: Very funny
Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my cock and my asshole, Lloyd
Ari: Alan is dead... The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.
Eric: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we're gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!
Bob: Big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?
Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
Phil: Pray, Ari.
Bob: Don't bother, I'm sure God gave up on you a while ago
I need half orange juice, half apple juice in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. And paper thin banana slices, about an eighth of an inch thick.
Drama [giving orders to Turtle]
Bob: I figured I'd whack a few balls before I went home.
Ari: At your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.
Turtle: You guys think I could sell myself to old broads for cash?
Eric: Yeah, if they had vision problems
These aren't raisin bran raisins...these are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't fuck with my pallet!
Drama
Eric: In my next life I wish I could come back as you!
Ari: Wish I could return the complement, E, but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs