I gotta be home in fifteen minutes or else I'm going to be grounded for another two weeks. Bye, Rue.

Jules

Maddie will spend the rest of her life trying to kill me, but she'll actually kill you.

Nate

Mom: What's wrong with your sister?
Lexi: I think she's having a nervous breakdown about being single or something.
Mom: Those aren't the emotions of a single person.

Nate, I'm legit going crazy. You can't do this to me.

Cassie

Cal: I might have a hard time believing you don't know who did this to you.
Nate: Dad, just leave it alone.
Cal: Well, I'm not going to.
Nate: Well, you should.

Nate was released from the hospital a few days earlier.

Rue

Maddy: Wait, you're telling me Ethan tore your clothes off and fucked the shit out of you?
Kat: Yeah, it was great.
BB: Go Ethan!

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Viking: Killing makes me hard.
Kat: He was the love of my life.
Viking: He was a weakling.
Kat: No, not totally.
He doesn't deserve a woman like you.
Viking: Come on.
Kat: What are you doing?
Viking: Preparing to conquer you.

Maddy: I feel like I would look so sexy pregnant.
Kat: Maddy, please do not get pregnant.
Maddy: I wouldn't wear any of those nasty maternity clothes. I would just be me, plus pregnant.
BB: Remember when I got pregnant?
Maddy: Yes, and it would be nothing like that.
BB: Well, speaking of baby daddies, I seen the photo that Ethan posted to you. It's cute as fuck.
Maddy: Yeah, Kat, stop flaunting your healthy, non-abusive, wonderful relationship. It's actually triggering.
Kat: Yeah, he's, uhm, really sweet.

Fez: Yo, don't touch anything. Don't talk to ask, and don't go in my fucking room.
Faye: Ok. I promise.
Fex: Want some of my sandwiches.
Faye: Ok.

Woman: Hey.
Maddy: Hi, how was your night?
Woman: It was fun, uh, nice to be drunk.

Nurse: I'm sorry but 17-year-olds can't donate eggs.
Maddy: That's fucking retarded.