Eureka Quotes
Andy: Kind of funny me being here on Titan
Jo: Funny how?
Andy: You wake up in the morning, and you never know where the day will take you.
Taggart: My bio-contaminate crate was Xylene based.
Jack: So they crapped their way out?
Parrish: I didn't do anything to his stupid cow. Know how I know? Because cows don't melt!
Jack: [looking at melting car] How about Jeeps? Do they melt?
Holly: The first person should be a woman.
Fargo: You're playing the girl card?
Holly: You guys got the moon, we should get Titan. It's even steven!
Nothing says good morning like a jar of cow.
Jack
Allison: The man holds the key to our future, and we just fried a bunch of neurons in his brain and you want to go out for pizza?
Jack: No! I want to go out for - Chinese.
Vincent: Why's he talking like you?
Jack: Long story.
Jack: So our rods an arrow?
Jo: At some point we're going to stop calling it a rod right?
Jack: Oh, where's the fun in that?
You played DnD together? She told me she wasn't into roleplaying.
Parrish
Senator Wen: You have quite a history of making, shall we say "questionable decision" the most recent being worm-holing Dr. Martin.
Fargo: No, no, no, I swear we've only just kissed.
Holly: I am so bummed I missed the thruster test, who doesn't love thrust?
Fargo: Probably for the best; main engine test are like Cesium and water.
Holly: Explosive?
Fargo: Big time.
Warren: That is! I think we have what we need.
Jack: That's it?
Warren: What, were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
Jack: Uh, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.