You're getting warmer, Lindy.

Killer

Lindy: We need to hack the Cyber Crimes Unit.
George: I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Doesn't it creep you out a bit that the killer hasn't killed anyone recently?

Connor

Lights. Camera. Freak show.

George

They love you when they need you, but dump you when all the fun starts.

George

Apparently, just watching isn't enough for some people.

Lindy

As in the 99% percent of the internet that's hidden from the normals. A haven for the weird and illegal.

George

People sweat a liter of water into their mattress every night. That's practically a water bed.

George

Tessa: Let me guess, you're here for Lindy.
George: Eh, that's negotiable.
Tessa: I'm Tessa.
George: I'm, uh, impressa.

Dr. Wells: Why is your fiancee getting a lumbar puncture?
Dr. Murphy: Uh, neuro-syphillis.
Dr. Wells: Wow, she certainly does get around, doesn't she?
Tommy: Yes, yes she does.

Yeager: How do you sleep at night?
George: On my back. Well, sometimes if it's cold, in the fetal position.

Tommy: Where's Lindy?
George: Lindy? I don't know.... Whoooo dat? Whooo dat?

Eye Candy Quotes

You and Ben have that kind of love that steals a piece of your heart and hone until you fill it with it with somebody new, you're just gonna keep going back for more.

Sophia

Lindy: What are you doing here?
Ben: I thought I should be the one to clear you.
Lindy: Because you're the reason I'm here in the first place?
Ben: At least this way you had to see me.