Fargo
Sundays 10:00 PM on FXFargo Season 3 Quotes
It's finished, okay? Words said in anger. Crimes committed. We've both done things. It's a certain madness, I think, brotherhood. Buttons you push with me, that I push in you. Grudges. I don't want that anymore. So, I'm giving you the stamp.
Emmit
Emmit: There's been an accident.
Varga: Things of consequence rarely happen by accident.
Emmit: Did anyone see you?
Varga: I'm so rarely seen, maybe I don't really exist.
Your brother was killed by his ex-convict girlfriend. He'd been abusing her, you see. Beating her in places you don't show. Tonight, she'd had enough so she cut his throat and watched him bleed. Now, the police will contact you tonight to inform you of his death. Be upset, but not too upset. Volunteer nothing. You haven't seem him for days, haven't spoken to him.
Varga
You have made me the happiest woman ever. Now let's make a sex tape.
Nikki
My husband made his first million in mortuaries. "Everybody dies, Ruby," he told me. "You can't just leave them on the sofa." One night, he was eating a three-pound lobster and he had a stroke and with it a revelation. Self-storage. That was the future. The two businesses are surprisingly similar when you think about it — a place to put the things you'll never use again.
Mrs. Goldfarb
Yuri: [says something in Russian]
Nikki: What?
Meemo: He said, "Pretty girls should only open their mouths when they see a dick."
Nikki: We got video evidence of Emmit screwing a secretary. It's a fact.
Sy: It never happened!
Nikki: That doesn't make it any less of a fact.
Emmit: You've gotta fix this. Whatever it takes.
Sy: Shackles off?
Emmit: And throw away the key.
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.
Varga
Varga: You have a fat wife.
Sy: Excuse me?
Varga: Which part of what I just said is giving you trouble?
Remember — Richest guy in the room is always the boss.
Nikki
