He doesn't want the stamp, pal. He wants your life.

Sy

Did I tell you what I like about this place? Minnesota. It's so perfectly, sublimely bland, isn't it?

VM Varga

Emmit: You think maybe it's... I don't even want to say it out loud.
Sy: Slave girls?
Emmit: What?! No! I was gonna say drugs! You think it's slave girls?!
Sy: ...no.

Emmit: We should drive over there, take a look.
Sy: Or — and this is the other way to go — not.

Feminine hygiene, deployed as a weapon?

Sy

Besides, you said yourself, he messed up, your man. Killed some random geriatric in the sticks who happened to have the surname, so even if they wanted to solve it, the police, what possible solve is there besides unfathomable pinheadery?

Nikki

Gloria: I'm here, right? You see me?
Donny: Is that a trick question?

Gloria: They glued his nose and mouth shut. Are we thinking cause of death is somehow a cliffhanger?
Donny: Guess not.

We are not here to tell stories, we are here to tell the truth.

East Berlin Official

Robbing your own brother. That’s just low.

Maurice

Ray: You need a ring. This is our time.
Nikki: That is so romantic.
Maurice: That is so sweet.

Nikki: Ray… There’s a man in my bathroom.
Ray: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Nikki: Are you saying he’s not a man or that he’s not in my bathroom?

Fargo Quotes

Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

Nikki: Ray… There’s a man in my bathroom.
Ray: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Nikki: Are you saying he’s not a man or that he’s not in my bathroom?