Nikki: Ray… There’s a man in my bathroom.
Ray: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Nikki: Are you saying he’s not a man or that he’s not in my bathroom?

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Nikki: You’re the hand, and I’m the glove.
Ray: You’re the bottle, and I’m the beer.
Nikki: ...Or the beer and the glass, in my case.

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Valet: No tip?
Ray: Ya. Get a real job.

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Y’know, congratulations and all that.

Ray [to Emmit]

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• Added: April 19, 2017