We all can't be political animals like you, Danny, I mean, but it's okay, though. Because somebody's gotta be the audience, right?

Earl

Arthur: What's the matter?
Beth: Nothing. Nothing real.
Arthur: Well, if it's real to you, it's real. Put it into words. Change its nature. Take its power. Thought into action.
Beth: What's the action?
Arthur: Saying it out loud. No?

If you tell someone to stop calling you and they keep calling, and the twentieth time you pick up and say, Will you stop fucking calling me? What you just taught them is 20 times is all it takes.

Mike

There's part of me that would love to have you grinding away in a basement for 28 bucks an hour, but the rest of me? I wouldn't validate your parking if you had a fucking car.

Frank

Conchita: When they don't have the law, they argue the facts. When they don't have the facts, they argue the law. When they don't have either, they blame the victim. The guilty always blame the victim.
Dan: Is that what you still think?
Conchita: I don't think about you, Dan. Or well, I do, a little when I remember how well I used to know people, including myself.

Dan: I have to tell you something, Beth.
Beth: Now, does it have to be now?
Dan: Yeah, I think it does.

Fatal Attraction Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Arthur: What's the matter?
Beth: Nothing. Nothing real.
Arthur: Well, if it's real to you, it's real. Put it into words. Change its nature. Take its power. Thought into action.
Beth: What's the action?
Arthur: Saying it out loud. No?

We all can't be political animals like you, Danny, I mean, but it's okay, though. Because somebody's gotta be the audience, right?

Earl