David: Ice cream. What's the occasion?
Carter: We are feeding our anxiety with sugar and fat.
David: I'm in.

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I have a confession. I didn't really learn that at mock trial, I learned it from The Good Wife. Sue me.


As the captain of the Jr. High mock trial, can I give you a tip?


Carter: You are not my mother. Elizabeth Wilson is my mother.
Lori: That's for the jury to decide.

C'mon, it's tiramisu. It's made with brandy and it's the only time I can have liquor and it's legal.


Gabe: Let me see your phone.
Kyle: No, no...
Gabe: C'mon, c'mon. Tinder profile.
Kyle: No, no, no, no way.
Gabe: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle: No, give it.
Gabe: C'mon, are you kidding me? Handsome widowed cop? You're gonna have a ping before the dumplings cool.

David: I texted back "Call me" and she texted back "O-M-G G-T-H."
Elizabeth: *confused look*
David: "Go to hell." I know. I wouldn't say it's so much of an age difference is the big problem, it's more like an entire cultural revolution.
Elizabeth: How did you even know what it was?
David: Looked it up.

Taylor, my best friend was really hurting and she and I did something that we used to do whenever life got messed up, okay? It's a leftover from a long time ago when everything was different for the both of us. But you gotta believe me, hurting you was the last thing I ever wanted to do.


Are you hearing yourself? She kidnapped me again because she loved me? Threatened my entire family because she loved me?

You know how I am. You know how long it took me to forgive Crash. I don't know...I have some things to work on. Trust issues, or something.


He has a very sweet side. He used to say this thing. You know when your necklace, the back of it is in front? He would adjust it for me like this, and he would say, "Make a wish."


Okay, well, I'm going to Peter Cho's house to play laser tag. See you when I get back from college.


Finding Carter Quotes

Carter: You drugged me.
Lori: I know baby, I'm sorry. I had to.

Max: I made a really big mistake, breaking us up. I was going through a lot.
Taylor: That will happen when someone shoots you.
Max: Yeah, but I don't want to be apart. We had a really great thing going and I think we should have it again, now, if that's OK.