Firefly Season 1 Episode 6: "Our Mrs Reynolds" Quotes
Saffron, you even think about playin' me again, I will riddle you with holes.
Mal
Wash: Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy?
Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.
See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne
Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!
Wash
But she was naked! And all...articulate!
Mal
That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Jayne
Oh do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not *madly* in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.
Wash
Oh, I'm going to the special hell.
Mal
Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Mal
Mal: She has a name.
Jayne: So does this! I call it Vera.
Six men came to kill me one time and the best of them carried this. It's a Callahan fullbore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thorough-gauge. It's my very favorite gun.
Jayne
Mal: Maybe we're soulmates.
Inara: Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children
