For the next two years of your life, you’ll be dealing with sand storms, dust devils, weak ass sun, and radiation. The water tastes like piss because it literally is recycled piss. The air outside’ll kill ya, and after 710 saws looking at the same damn faces over and over again, you might think that’s a blessing.

Palmer

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Ed: Hi, Bob.
Danielle: Hi, Bob.

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Conference room, commissary. What else you y’all got, a night club up here?

Danielle

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Right. No bucks, no Buck Rogers.

Kelly

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Dude: Well, it sounds like he died a real hero.
Sam: No, no. He, he did it for the bonus. Money for his family. And now he’s maggot meat.

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Kelly: You know what we should do? We should TP Hobson’s house. [laughs] I’m fuckin’ serious.
Aleida: I’m fuckin’ down!

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Miles: Hey, uh, I’m sorry about what happened to your buddy.
Sam: Yeah, well, uh, Happy Valley will kick your ass if you let it.

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• Added: November 16, 2023