Franklin & Bash
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The smaller the ball the better the book.
Stanton
I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.
Made by monks but monks who like to party.
It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.
I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.
To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.
We'll help you kick Leonard's ass with your big red clown shoe.
Your client just committed a felony in front of a judge. I didn't go to a top ten school but I think that's bad.
I'm sorry I didn't call right away. I wanted to hang out with some scumbags that weren't lawyers.
Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.
I have the prostate of a 19 year old but I have the pancreas of a zombie.
Carter
"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.
