Franklin & Bash
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So we use Pindar to sign her then we hip check bubble boy into the boards.
Karp
Bash: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky. Lets take it slow. The next thing you know it's 2am and your naked in a bouncy house.
Franklin: It's been known to happen.
You know I liked you a lot better when you were dying.
Who would make art out of toe nail clippings?
Hanna
Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.
Well girls, our job is no different than yours. We're here to get you off.
Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
By the time we're done every milfy housewife and cougar's going to be lining up around the block to take lessons from you again.
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
But a lot when on that night Ms. Elliott. I mean your first girl on girl kiss can be confusing. Lots of fuzzy feelings...
Bash: How was it really any different than any other book club meeting?
Ms. Elliott: We don't usually get naked and do tequila shots off each others breasts.
"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.
