If you can't stand being checked into the boards, get off the ice.

Stanton

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The curse of e-mail. You lose the irony.

Peter

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We may have lost Damien. I sensed betrayal in his eyes at the urinal this morning.

Stanton

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To be clear I was only stabbing you in the back because there was no more room in the front.

Damien

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Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?

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Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.

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I'm like a ladybug, but tough.

Jared

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It makes you an intern and I need someone to sexually harass and get me coffee on the double.

Jared

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Nice Underoos. Can we go?

Peter

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