I'm not going to say that what we did see out there was the Mongolian death worm but something ate our camel.

Infeld

Jared: Every school had cheerleader car washes.
Dean: Where the cheerleaders washed the cars not where you washed the cheerleaders.

Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.

Jared: You do know this guy's banging your ex?
Peter: Yes, thanks for helping me move on.

Someone's hot for teacher.

Peter

Nathan: I was arrested for solicitation.
Peter: You mean busted with a hooker.

Franklin & Bash Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Someone's hot for teacher.

Peter

Nathan: I was arrested for solicitation.
Peter: You mean busted with a hooker.