Rachel and your mom making out is one of the hottest things ever.

Jared

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He's objecting to love?

Jared

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Peter: You are so going to marry her.
Jared: I know.

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Text haiku was ahead of its time.

Jared

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Rachel: What kind of monster to you think I am?
Jared: Shape shifter.
Peter: Swamp demon.

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Peter: Look at you doing the walk of shame here at the office.
Jared: Not walk of shame. Walk of glory.

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You got a problem with hate sex?

Ellen

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In this light with your guard down, you almost look human.

Jared

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To make him more comfortable I took off my clothes but I was wearing a thong.

Coleen

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Coleen: I took him to the room that I use for more confidential encounters.
Peter: Please don't say my room.
Colleen: Well it has a wonderful view of the canyon, honey.

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Well I don't have sex with most of my clients.

Coleen

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