Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFranklin & Bash Season 1 Quotes
Someone's hot for teacher.
Peter
Nathan: I was arrested for solicitation.
Peter: You mean busted with a hooker.
They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?
Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person, like super heros?
Karp
Karp: Stay with me.
Lily: I can't with my medical condition.
Karp: What condition?
Lily: Severe allergy to boredom.
Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
Maybe if someone hadn't brought a lightsaber into a courtroom we wouldn't be grounded like ten year olds.
Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.
Well, it's a shame that my niece hasn't had time to meet you until now. She's been safely ensconced in my home, away from you two.
Infeld
I've watched you boys tear each other apart at the expense of your clients all week. Turn my courtroom into a dinner theater. And now you expect me to introduce your encore?
Judge
I've never been concerned about size, Peter. We went over that when we dated.
Janie
Alex: Do I have to wear the nut hugger shorts.
Karp: I didn't design the uniform.
