Frasier
Thursdays on Paramount+Frasier Season 1 Episode 10: "Reindeer Games" Quotes
Ronee sent over a box of Dad’s old Christmas decorations. I know. Where’s a package thief when you need one?
Frasier
Frasier: I used to hate Dad’s Christmas decorations, and now even this old Rudolph wreath is making me sentimental.
Freddy: Aw. Want me to hang it up?
Frasier: I said I was wistful, not insane.
Okay, well, the Christmas side of me loves it. The firefighter side of me is thinking, “Oh, this building’s gonna make the local news tonight.”
Freddy
It’s a Sylvan nightmare. There’s nowhere to mingle. There’s nowhere to jingle.
Frasier
Frasier: Stay by my side tonight.
Freddy: Yeah, don’t worry, Dad. I’ll be here. I’ll keep you from Frasiering all over everything.
Frasier: I’ve asked you not to use my name as a verb.
You know, Crane parties have always had their little setbacks. A dead seal, a bird on the head, a bed through the ceiling. A corpse. But never has a party of mine snuck across the hall and gone to another party without me. Never, in the history of parties, has there been one with so much betrayal since the Donner party.
Frasier
Frasier: So, how’s little Alice?
Roz: She’s good. She’s good. She’s been dating the same guy for, like, four years. You know how many boyfriends I could have had in that time?
Frasier: You’ve raised an underachiever.
Frasier: I’d like to apologize for Frasiering all over everything.
Freddy: I just wanted to give you a good Christmas, Dad.
Frasier: You know, you’re a lot like your grandfather. You look after everybody else before looking after yourself. But are you okay?
Freddy: I’m okay. And I know I can come to you if I’m not.
