I'm Evan, and my waistline doubles as my nipple line.

Eddie

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• Added: October 25, 2019

Well, if he were a believable sponge he'd be able to sop up his tears.

Jessica

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• Added: October 25, 2019

Did that ginger bite you and infect your brain?

Jessica

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• Added: October 25, 2019

It's the only thing she likes more than sensible footwear, instilling fear in people.

Louis

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• Added: October 25, 2019