Friends Season 1 Episode 11: "The One with Mrs. Bing" Quotes
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues.
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, ladies and gentlemen!
Joey: You broke the code!
Ross: What code?
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-looking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!
Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?
Ross: Well, not in the same way...
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here...
(Sees Ross and Mrs. Bing kissing) Uh... I'll just pee in the street.
Joey
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is?
Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
Mrs. Bing: I am famished. What do I want...
Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.
Phoebe: (About Coma Guy's name) What about Glen? He could be a Glen.
Monica: Nah, not special enough.
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Monica: Way too special.
Mrs. Bing: (On TV) ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man...
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
All: Shhh.
Mrs. Bing: (On TV) ...I just get this craving for Kung Pow Chicken.
Chandler: That's too much information!
Paolo: Buona sera.
Rachel: Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss)
Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?
I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
Joey
Phoebe: Going to the hospital tonight?
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Monica: You just asked me.
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question.
