Friends Season 1 Quotes
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Ross: What?
Joey: You and Rachel!
Who am I going to meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters?
Monica
Ross: So you do know a little English?
Paolo: Poco... a leetle.
Ross: Do you know the word crapweasel?
Paolo: No.
Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!
Jill: Would you like to call somebody?
Chandler: (Thinking to himself) Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.
Rachel: (About lacking passion in her life) I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
Rachel: Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
Ross: Come on.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Ross: (Sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
Chandler: (Thinking to himself) Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Ross: Listen. Um, listen. Something you should ... know ... um, Rachel and I ... we're kind of a thing.
Paolo: Thing?
Ross: Thing, yes. Thing.
Paolo: Ah, you ... have the sex?
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the ... sex is not ... being had, but that's ... see, that's not the point.
I am going to sing a song about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is about. (Plays a note, lights go out) Okay, thank you very much.
Phoebe
Can I use the phone? I need to call my apartment and check on my grandma. Wait, what's my number? (Monica looks at her weird) What, I never call me.
Phoebe
You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Thinking) Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Could have said, gum would be nice, or, I'll have a stick, but no no no no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
Chandler
Rachel: Come on, someone go.
Monica: Okay, I'll go. Senior year of college on a pool table.
Ross: That's my sister.
Joey: Okay, my weirdest place would have to be ... the woman's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.
Monica: Oh my God. What were you doing in a library?
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Phoebe: Oh ... Milwaukee. Well, it's really a weird place.
Rachel: Um ... Ross?
Ross: Disneyland, 1989. It's a Small World After All. The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children ... then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
Rachel: Oh come one, I already went.
Monica: You did not go.
Rachel: All right ... oh, the foot of the bed.
Ross: Step back ...
Joey: We have a winner.
