Friends Season 1 Quotes
Come on, you guys. It wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the Trolls. At least you got to see my head.
Joey
Phoebe: (To Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Chandler: Thank god! You didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Ross: Come on. Seriously Joey, what's the part?
Joey: I'm his... (Mumbles)
Rachel: You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: I'm his butt double. Okay? I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then I'm his butt.
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Joey: Well, I'm showering.
Director: No, that was clenching.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, you know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing. I think his butt would be angry here.
(To Chandler) Look at it this way. You dumped her. Right? I mean this woman was unbelievably sexy and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable. Tell me why you did this again?
Ross
Rachel: (About Joey's play) God. I feel violated.
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
All: (About Joey's play) Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Joey: What'd you think?
(Pause)
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Monica: So you guys don't mind going out with someone who's going out with someone else?
Joey: I couldn't do it.
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Chandler: Ross, ten o'clock.
Ross: Is it? Feels like two.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock!
Ross: What?
Chandler: (Gesturing to explain what he means) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
One time I went out with a guy who had just gotten divorced, and it was really hard. His kids liked me better than him.
Phoebe
Chandler: After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Ok, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me.
Ross: You're right. It is. So, are you going to invite us all to the big opening?
