Friends Season 2 Quotes
Rachel: (Holding a tray of coffee) Okay, who ordered what?
Ross: Oh, I believe I ordered the half drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.
Chandler: Yes, and that with the cigarette butt floating in it, is that decaf?
It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days Of Our Lives. Then I started thinking about all of us and how these are the days of our lives.
Joey
(Singing to Ross) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!
Chandler
(To Rachel) I see you here and I keep thinking "Why can't I have this?" I want adventures. I want to hang out. I want a Chandler.
Mrs. Green
Phoebe: Do you wanna sit?
Mr. Adelman: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up.
Carol: (About Ben) So how did everything go?
Ross: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.
(To Rachel) You know it's funny. When my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case, it's actually kind of true.
Chandler
Mrs. Green: Oh my God! There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello!
Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Rachel: (About Joey on TV) Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Joey: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
Mrs. Green: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Rachel: God!
Monica: All right, look, nobody's smoking pot around all this food.
Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Rachel: Oh, Mom!
Mrs Green: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
Minister: We are here to join this woman and this woman in holy matrimony.
Phoebe: (Possessed by Mrs. Adelman) Now I've seen everything! (As Herself) Oh my God, she's gone!
