Friends Season 2 Quotes
It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days Of Our Lives. Then I started thinking about all of us and how these are the days of our lives.
Joey
(Singing to Ross) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!
Chandler
Mrs. Green: Oh my God! There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello!
Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Rachel: (Holding a tray of coffee) Okay, who ordered what?
Ross: Oh, I believe I ordered the half drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.
Chandler: Yes, and that with the cigarette butt floating in it, is that decaf?
I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
Mrs. Green
Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "Ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it."
Phoebe
Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
Phoebe: Do you wanna sit?
Mr. Adelman: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up.
(To Rachel) You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Mrs. Green
Ross, if you don't help me, I'm going to take the little cocktail sausages and create a new appetizer called pigs in Ross!
Monica
(Talking to a lesbian) Penis, schmenis, we're all people, right? (The lesbian walks away)
Chandler
Chandler: Well, I've got to get to work, I've got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Ross: No, no. That's me.
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
