Friends Season 2 Quotes
The world is my lesbian wedding!
Chandler
Monica! You look gorgeous! Oh, my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
Mrs. Green
Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Chandler: Monica! I feel like you should have German subtitles!
Ross: And you had no idea that they weren't getting along?
Rachel: None!
Joey: They didn't fight a lot?
Rachel: No, they didn't even talk to each other! How was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Ross: She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be, like, the worst lesbian ever!
I think lambs are scarier. Otherwise, the movie would have been called Silence of the Ducks.
Chandler
Minister: We are here to join this woman and this woman in holy matrimony.
Phoebe: (Possessed by Mrs. Adelman) Now I've seen everything! (As Herself) Oh my God, she's gone!
The way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. You know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Chandler
Chandler: Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Rachel: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Chandler: Me.
Rachel: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Chandler: It's my game. You want the job or not?
Fun Bobby: I think you may have a drinking problem.
Monica: (Holding a bag of liquor) What these, oh, these are, um, for cuts and scrapes.
Rachel: Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning.
Joey: I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.
Monica: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
Phoebe: Although, you know what? You might want to consider wearing underwear next time. Yeah, because when you sat down on your throne you could kind of see your... royal subject.
(Trying to cheer up Joey about getting bad reviews) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. (Reading) "In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani was able to achieve brilliant new levels of..." continued on page 153... "sucking."
Monica
