Futurama Season 2 Episode 4: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" Quotes
Glurmo: Now, on your right, you'll see the Slurm Master checking the Slurm for colour and bouquet.
Fry: So thirsty.
Glurmo: Then he tastes it. He tastes it and tastes it, then tastes it some more.
Fry: Uh, could I have some Slurm, please?
Glurmo: No food or drink allowed on the tour. You'll have to wait until you're partying with Slurms MacKenzie.
Fry: When will that be?
Glurmo: Soon enough.
Fry: That's not soon enough!
Leela: Hey, look! The disgusting little men are starting to sing!
Grunka Lunkas: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity-do,
We've got a friendly warning for you,
Grunka Lunka dunkity-dasis,
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis.
Grunka Lunka #1: Asking questions in school is a great way to learn.
Grunka Lunka #2: If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.
Grunka Lunka #1: We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm.
Grunka Lunka #2: It could easily happen again to you folks.
Grunka Lunkas: So keep you head down and keep your mouth shut,
Grunka Lunka lunka dunkity dot!
Glurmo: Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break!
Grunka Lunka #2: Hard ass.
Glurmo: I heard that!
Glurmo: Now, over here the Grunka Lunkas are inducing Wumpus berries to release their flavour, using sensual massage.
Bender: Psst, those berries. Those are the secret ingredient, right?
Glurmo: No.
Bender: You positive?
Glurmo: Yes.
Bender: I'm just asking cause they look kind of secret.
Glurmo: Enough! There will be no further questions.
Fry:(raises hand) Why?
Fry: So, what's the secret ingredient?
Glurmo: It's whatever your imagination wants it to be.
Fry: Oh. But what is it really?
Glurmo: That's not for you to know.
Bender: Wow! The original party worm! Are you ready to get down, get funky with us?
Glurmo: He'd better be, that's what we pay him for. Right, Slurms?
Slurms: Right!
Glurmo: In fact, Slurms has to party all night, every night, or he's fired!
Fry: Ah, if only there was some way of knowing which can had the winning bottle-cap inside.
Bender: Huh, w-what? I didn't hear you. I was too busy using this F-ray to look inside of things.
Fry: Wait a second. I'm getting an idea. N-No, false alarm. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Wait. No. Yeah. Yeah. No ... no. Yes!
Bender: Whoa, mama! Hold still, sexy lady.
He points the F-ray at her and gasps
Fry: What's wrong?
Bender: That's no lady!
"Fembot": Damn Chico! One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stupid, stupid?
Bender: Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!
"Fembot": You couldn't afford it, honey.
Farnsworth: Aha! There's the cause of your illness.
Amy: Hey, that's my watch!
Bender: I was wondering where I put that.
I call this the F-ray. It's like an X-ray only it allows you to see through anything, even metal.
Farnsworth
Leela: Hey, what's rattling around in there?
Farnsworth: It may well be the cause of Bender's illness. But more importantly, it's a flimsy pretext to try out my latest invention. To the laboratory!
Amy: Then take some Echinacea or a St. John's wort.
Farnsworth: Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap.
Bender: My tummy hurts and I've been having this burning electrical discharge.
Zoidberg: Hmm. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Oh boy. (quietly) I didn't have the heart to tell him: It's fin fungus. He'll be floating upside-down by morning.
