Fender: Hey, Bender!
Bender: Hey, Fender! Man, I haven't seen you since high school. You still workin' at Jack In The Box?
Fender: Not anymore, buddy! I'm with the band!

Wow! An old-fashioned mosh pit! Come on, guys. Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999 ... again.

Fry

Leela: Impressive. They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down some old, old, incredibly old school beats: The Beastie Boys!

This is awesome! I've been waiting a thousand years to see a Beastie Boys show.

Fry

Fry: Who was that guy?
Bender: Your momma. Now shut up and drag me to work...

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in a gutter?

Bender

Futurama Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Bender

Leela: (knocks on the restroom door) Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: No! Don't come in!