Futurama Season 2 Episode 2: "Mars University" Quotes
Fry: Look, Guenter, if you're so miserable here, maybe you should just go back to the jungle.
Guenter: The jungle. But I couldn't do that to the Professor. I'm his prize experiment, and he's like a father to me.
Leela: But he's not your father. That guy in the punch bowl was your father.
Leela: Besides, Guenter, you're not like other monkeys. You've got the hat.
Guenter: So what? I mean, sure, it looks cool and it makes me smart but it doesn't make me happy.
Leela: That's so sad. I didn't even know monkeys could cry.
Guenter: They can't. It's all the hat.
Guenter: I try so hard to fit in but seeing my parents act like that made me realise I'm just a primitive beast.
Fry: Hey, hey, cheer up. Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people.
Leela: What you did to Guenter was cruel. At the risk of sounding like an after-school special, I think we learned who the real animal was today.
Fry: You mean peer pressure?
Well, looks like the party's winding down. Let's take a road trip to Tijuana and get Fatbot some action.
Bender
Farnsworth: What's that they're flinging at us?
Guenter: Oh, dear Lord! All over the dean!
Hey, uh, Guenter? Why don't you get up on the chandelier with your parents and I'll take a picture?
Fry
Fry: I hate that rodent!
Farnsworth: Fry, that monkey is my most important experiment. If you two don't stop fighting I'll have you both neutered.
Fry: That'll show him.
Fry: Sorry, I overslept.
Farnsworth: Until 5pm?
Fry: It's that obnoxious monkey. He kept me up all night with his constant thinking. Just thinking and thinking. He's trying to make me look like an idiot.
Farnsworth: Don't be jealous. Without his special hat, Guenter might be no more intelligent than you.
And therefore, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grapeade.
Farnsworth
Fry: So, Chrissy, we seem to be hitting it off. If you're not doing anything later might I escort you to a kegger?
Chrissy: Not even if you were the last man on Mars.
You like bananas? I got Chrissy phone number. How you like them bananas?
Guenter
